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Dec 30, 2009

Don't Mess With ATC

When I fly IFR, the folks at the Chicago Tracon are typically brisk and professional. No time for chitchat or lengthy callbacks, what with all the big iron they're moving around. It's not that they don't have a sense of humor though.

Actual transmissions heard at the O'Hare TRACON


"If you hear me, traffic no longer a factor."

"Approach, how far from the airport are we in minutes?"
"N923, the faster you go, the quicker you'll get here."

"American Two-Twenty, Eneey, meeny, miney, moe, how do you hear my radio?"

"Approach, what's our sequence?"
"Calling for the sequence I missed your callsign, but if I find out what it is, you're last."

"Sure you can have eight miles behind the heavy...there'll be a United tri-jet between you and him."

"Approach, SWA436, you want us to turn right to 090?"
"No, I want your brother to turn. Just do it and don't argue."

"Approach, do you know the wind at six thousand is 270 at fifty?"
"Yeah, I do, and if we could jack the airport up to fifty-five hundred you could have that runway. Expect 14 Right."

"Air Force Four-Five, it appears your engine has...oh, disregard...I see you've already ejected."

"Approach, what's the tower?"
"That's a big tall building with glass all around it, but that's not important right now."

"You're gonna have to key the mic. I can't see you when you nod your head."

"Put your compass on 'E' and get out of my airspace."

"If you want more room, captain, push your seat back."

Don't make them mad. They can route you the long way through Gary, Indiana.

If You Plow It, They Will Come

The most recent December issue of FAA Aviation News advises:
With a report of poor braking action, you would be well advised to divert to an alternate airport where the runways and taxiways are clear and there are no reports of adverse surface conditions. And further that: Ice, slush, and snow can turn your aircraft into a sled. Unless your airplane is equipped with skis, it is simply not designed to operate effectively on slippery surfaces. When the runway glistens… leave the airplane in the hangar.

True. After landing on snow and ice-covered runways, I’ve learned that a plane handles much like a car on slick surfaces, which is to say not very well. Keep the nose up for aerodynamic braking and use all available flight controls to maintain direction throughout the rollout. Forget nose-wheel steering and differential brakes. Crosswinds are a white knuckle adventure. So it was with interest that I reviewed this month’s issue of AOPA magazine (link here for members: “The Iceway is Open”) which extolled the wonders of landing on ice.

Alton Bay, New Hampshire offers an “iceport” that is only open for a few months each winter. Like a winter aviation Brigadoon, it “appears” when the ice is 14 inches thick and the entire airport—runway, taxiway, parking area—is made of ice at the south end of Lake Winnipesaukee. Seaplanes seldom ply the waters in summer due to the high volume of boat traffic. According to AOPA:
Over the years, there has been occasional conflict between the ice anglers and the ice aviators. In 2006, an airplane’s wing actually hit a bob house (an ice fishing shanty) that was too close to the runway. Now the bob houses are required to be at least 150 feet away from the runway. But the majority of the pedestrians on the ice near the airport welcome the airplanes. The big event that really draws both townsfolk and pilots is the winter festival. For one day in February, the ice is crowded with visitors eating local food, playing games, and watching the Alton Bay bed race (entries range from cribs to four-posters with prizes for style as well as speed). Last year the festival was on a day with perfect weather and the ramp was packed. More than 70 airplanes flew in.

And who doesn’t enjoy bed racing? Ice runway operations require that you plan for a long rollout. Expect the slickest runway when the ice looks deep blue or black from the air. A light dusting of snow actually helps with rolling resistance and shorter stops. Here’s how it’s done:

Dec 25, 2009

Christmas Message From Space



One of the more memorable messages of Christmas past from Anders, Borman and Lovell, inspired by viewing the magnitude of creation from space.

What image does the mention of Christmas typically conjure up? For most of us, it is a babe lying in a manger while Mary and Joseph, angels, and assorted animals look on.

Heartwarming picture, but Christmas is about far more than a Child’s birth—even the Savior’s birth. It is about the Incarnation: God Himself, Creator of heaven and earth, invading planet earth, becoming flesh and dwelling among us. God’s cosmic plan of redemption.

Rev 11:15 The kingdom of this world is become our Lord’s and his Christ’s, and he shall reign for ever and ever.

A Daring Adventure

Security is mostly a superstition...Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing- Helen Keller

Flying has indeed supplied extraordinary adventures. There have been many other "adventures" as well this year. Whether your adventure be flying, golfing or stamp collecting, the film, “Up,” encourages us to remember the simpler adventures. Remaining loyal to family and friends, spending time with others, counting our blessings, and attempting to leave a legacy to the next generation all contribute to a rewarding life. Watching our grandsons’ faces light up while working with play dough or flying paper airplanes are but a few of the Really Great Things. “Adventure is not all it’s cracked up to be,” says Russell, the character in the movie, “Sometimes I like the boring stuff of eating ice cream cones and counting the red and blue cars, too.”.

These are anchors that hold fast in an uncertain world but the strongest is within the message of Christmas itself. Immanuel, "God with us". He is still with us and that knowledge should give us all strength and encouragement. Even when we step into the unknown.
When you walk to the edge of all the light you have
And you take the first step into the darkness of the unknown
You must believe that one of two things will happen
There will be something solid for you to stand upon
or you will be taught to fly.
- Patrick Overton

Best wishes to you during this Holiday Season. May your New Year be full of adventures, both exhilarating and "ordinary".

Dec 24, 2009

St. Nicholas One

An old favorite from AvWeb

He completed his pre-flight, from the front to the rear,
Then he put on his headset, and I heard him yell, "Clear!"
And laying a finger on his push-to-talk,

He called up the tower for clearance and squawk.
"Take taxiway Charlie, the southbound direction,
Turn right three-two-zero at pilot's discretion"
He sped down the runway, the best of the best,
"Your traffic's a Grumman, inbound from the west."
Then I heard him proclaim, as he climbed through the night,
"Merry Christmas to all! I have traffic in sight."

Merry Christmas to all!

Dec 18, 2009

Looking the Part

After landing at another airport I decided to grab a sandwich before driving to my next destination. Dressed in regular business attire, which is not uncommon in a large airport, I approached the counter and ordered a chicken sandwich. After handing over a $5 and receiving my change she asked: Are you a pilot?

Well, what does a pilot look like? I thought. Surprising question since I was not in any sort of uniform. I brightened and said : “Why, yes I am. Why do you ask?”. She offered: “ Here’s another $0.40 cents”. “Oh. No, I'm not an airline pilot, just a…um...pilot” . That sure cleared things up. I handed back the discount. “I fly smaller aircraft”. She smiled and said “It’s OK you’re still a pilot. Not only that but I already rang it up".

Was it my dashing looks or my confident demeanor? My snappy luggage? I walked on, daydreaming that I might possibly look like a four striper or fighter jock. More likely, she was just new on the job. Still, I've never been asked that question when ordering food. I've met a few members of the Blue Angels and they all looked like pilots. Maybe if I had one of those blue flightsuits...
"Never ask a man if he is a fighter pilot. If he is, he'll let you know. If he isn't, don't embarrass him".

"The average pilot, despite the sometimes swaggering exterior, is very much capable of such feelings as love, affection, intimacy and caring. These feelings just don't involve anyone else".

Dec 17, 2009

Flanker

40 miles Northwest and 1 week ago I missed it.




It's for sale! Approximately $5.0M I think. Fuel (lots needed) is extra.
This aircraft is the first civilian-operated Sukhoi Su-27 Flanker in the world. Its first post-restoration flight, seen here, took place on 10 December 2009, in Rockford, Illinois, USA. It is registered N131SU.

The outside air temperature for this flight was 7 degrees Farenheit, or minus 14 Celsius. The wind was 250/15. The takeoff roll on Runway 25 was approximately 1,100 feet, and the pilots used a climbout angle of approximately 25-30 degrees to avoid accelerating through their FAA-waivered speed limit in Class D airspace. Flight duration was approximately 45 minutes.

It's a little big for gift wrapping but still would make a nice present for that special pilot in your life. You know. Just in case my dear wife is reading this.

Dec 14, 2009

Doing It Wrong

The December issue of Flying features an article by Peter Garrison about a Piper Arrow that disintegrated during a cross country flight. The airplane came to earth widely scattered in a number of pieces. The outer panels of both wings separated. The roof of the cabin had been ripped off forcing the flight instructor and student to descend from 10,000 feet in an open tub with stumps for wings. Interviews with other instructors at the school revealed that the pilot, a CFI, had a propensity for startling passengers with unannounced spins; barrel rolls; snap rolls. The plane used was capable of 3.8Gs with maneuvering speed of 116 kias but the last radar contact indicated 134 kias. The instructor apparently performed these maneuvers to impress and amaze students. No doubt both were amazed when the airplane disassembled on their final and fatal snap roll which is a particularly violent maneuver.

My commercial instructor was cut of the same cloth as the accident pilot. He was a very good airman. However, during the training flight he would put the plane through spins, rolls and even a hammerhead without advance notice of what to expect. The Skylane was not really up to the challenge and if something went wrong there were no options. The FAR’s stipulate that parachutes be used and emergency egress (doors / canopy that can be jettisoned) must be available in planes certificated for aerobatics and clearly he was in violation. I think he was bored with teaching and always wanted to have a little fun along with wowing the students. However, he began driving students away. They were paying to learn and he actually terrified some of them. Garrison says there is a double standard in some pilots that mistake flying skill- the ability to control the plane, with good airmanship- not flaunting the FAA regulations or the laws of physics. So choose your instructors wisely.

I decided to find another CFI and in the intervening years, my original instructor hasn’t appeared in the NTSB accident reports. At least not yet.

Dec 13, 2009

Into Thin Air

It was freezing with ice everywhere. Then I closed the refrigerator door and looked outside. More of the same but even colder at -1F. If flying was not an option, I could still read about flying. A series of accident reports augmented by pilot interviews and passenger statements gave the story behind each unrelated NTSB report. On the surface, incredibly bad judgment calls. A deeper dive suggested that more was at work.

First account: “It Looked Like an Airport” The 380 hour commercial pilot and her passenger suffered minor injuries when they crashed a Piper Warrior into a truck terminal parking lot during a VFR flight into IMC from Madison, WI to Bloomington, IN. The crash occurred in 2 mile vis with fog as the pilot zeroed in on strobes and “runway lights” which she saw despite the haze. The trucks appeared out of the gloom at the same time the plane ran out of fuel. The flight was at 5,500 feet for over three hours. Reduced visibility at the destination was in the flight briefing she received but the trip was flown VFR anyway.

Second account: “I had plenty of fuel on board”. The Piper Arrow ditched in a lake ¼ mile short of Orlando Executive. After a 4 ½ hour trip in a plane that (knowingly) held 4 ½ hours of fuel. All four people were able to exit the aircraft and swim to shore. They travelled at 11,000 feet for four hours. ATC supplied warnings regarding their suspected fuel state three times and suggested alternates but that would have cost the 510 hour pilot another 30 minutes.

Third account: “ They didn’t warn us about the ice” The1,280 hour pilot and four passengers were injured when their Cessna Cardinal crashed into trees and a house after accumulating an inch of ice on approach to Charleston, SC. The airspeed dropped to 75 knots by time he intercepted the localizer. They flew at 11,000 feet for 2 ½ hours to stay above a 9,000 undercast that was expected to contain rime ice. They had, in advance, received a flight station briefing with SIGMET indicating moderate icing before they departed in a plane without anti icing or deicing capability.

Note that oxygen is not required at these altitudes but NASA investigators flatly stated that two of the pilots had experienced hypoxia- a state of oxygen deficiency sufficient to impair functions of the brain and other organs. In fact, the pilot that flew at a modest 5,500 feet experienced oxygen deprivation after a half hour and that after three hours, blood oxygen levels are reported to be only 90%. All were written up as pilot error, as they should but most accidents involve a chain of events. Hypoxia contributed to bad judgment when options were available in each situation. We are left to conclude that Pilots who fly without supplemental oxygen or pressurization are at some level of risk in any cross country flight above 5,000 feet.

Mountain climbers know that pulmonary edema (which can be fatal ) occurs above 12,000 feet. The following example illustrates why higher altitudes require special consideration. It involves a clear violation of FAA regulations which state that oxygen must be used if flying more than 30 minutes at 12,500 and always above 14,000:

Fourth account: A PA-28R was destroyed when it struck terrain and burned during a forced landing attempt near La Sal, Utah. The 140-hour,noninstrument-rated pilot and three passengers were killed. VFR conditions prevailed for the flight, during which the pilot flew above 12,500 feet msl for 2 hours, above 14,000 feet msl for 1 ½ hours at approximately 16,000 feet msl for 45 minutes. The unpressurized aircraft was not equipped with a supplemental oxygen system. While flying above 14,000 feet msl, the pilot received numerous heading corrections from ATC—some of them as large as 70 degrees. At one point, the pilot reported that she was over Montrose, Colo. The controller informed her that she was actually over Telluride, about 35 nautical miles south of Montrose. As time passed, radio communication between the pilot and ATC became erratic. The airplane began to descend to more than 1,000 feet per minute with the last transmission: “Denver radio, mayday, mayday. I’ve got myself in (unintelligible).”

I thought about hypoxia after flying the Grand Canyon earlier this year. It was only a two hour flight, at 10,500 MSL. After the flight, the whole family had a slight headache. No I didn’t flathat into the canyon dodging mesas and buttes. Pilot induced turbulence was not a factor. Not that you know of anyway. Also: Don’t try the oxygen deprivation defense if you are stopped for speeding in Denver.

While I have plenty of cross country time at modest altitudes, I’ve never thought there was any risk.

Until now.

Dec 5, 2009

Rocketman

To Infinity and Beyond

Yves Rossy’s "Rocketman” wingsuit worked better when it debuted in 2004. Unfortunately, it didn't work as well in last week's attempt to fly from Morocco to Spain. He increased from 2 to 4 turbines but the weak link was IFR flight without instrumentation- effectively a jet powered hang glider in the clouds.

Why not? They featured a jet powered sailplane at Oshkosh, which really didn't make much sense to me but then, neither does mounting jet engines to semi-trucks, motorcycles and outhouses which I've seen at airshows.

Buzz Lightyear would be proud.

h/t to Rob